:28:32
Enough.
:28:34
Enough now.
:28:43
What the hell are you doing here?
You're supposed to be at Elton John's.
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Well, l was there for a minute or two
and then l had an epiphany.
:28:53
- Really?
- Yeah.
:28:55
Come on. Just come up.
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So what was this epiphany?
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Erm, it...it was about Christmas.
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You realised it was all around.
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No. l realised that Christmas is the time
to be with the people you love.
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Right.
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And l realised that, as dire chance
and fateful cockup would have it,
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here l am,
:29:21
mid-fifties,
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and without knowing it,
l've spent most of my adult life
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with a chubby employee.
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And, much as it grieves me to say it,
:29:32
it might be that the people l love is, in fact...
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you.
:29:43
Well, this is a surprise.
:29:45
Yeah.
:29:47
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?
:29:49
No, look. l'm serious here.
:29:51
l left Elton's and a hefty number
of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
:29:57
in order to hang out with you at Christmas.