:23:01
Natalie.
:23:07
God, come on, get a grip.
You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
:23:14
So what do you reckon
to our new prime minister?
:23:16
Oh, I like him. I can't understand
why he's not married, though.
:23:21
You know the type, he's married to his job.
:23:24
Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
:23:27
Excuse me, Judy, if you could
just lower the nipples
:23:30
- And cheat them a bit to the left?
- OK.
:23:36
I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure,
:23:38
it's lovely to find someone
I can actually chat to.
:23:42
- Thank you!
- Oh, well, you know.
:23:44
- And ditto.
- Thank you.
:23:46
The move again, please, Judy.
:23:48
- Ooh, sorry.
- Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
:23:53
- Exciting news!
- What?
:23:56
I've bought a ticket to the States.
I'm off in three weeks.
:24:00
- No.
- Yes!
:24:01
- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
- No!
:24:05
Yes! Wisconsin babes,
here comes Sir Colin!
:24:09
No, Col! There are a few babes in America,
I grant you,
:24:13
but they're going out
with rich, attractive guys.
:24:15
Tone, you're just jealous.
:24:19
You know perfectly well
that any bar anywhere in America
:24:22
contains ten girls more beautiful
and more likely to have sex with me
:24:27
- Than the whole of the United Kingdom.
- That is total bollocks. You're mad.
:24:31
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William
without the weird family.
:24:36
- No, Colin, no!
- Yes!
:24:38
- Nyet!
- Da!
:24:39
- Nein!
- Ja, darling!
:24:41
Right, the Christmas party,
not my favourite night of the year
:24:44
and your unhappy job to organise.
:24:47
- Tell me.
- It's basic, really.
:24:50
Find a venue, over-order on the drinks,
bulk buy the guacamole
:24:53
and advise the girls to avoid Kevin
if they want their breasts unfondled.
:24:57
- Wives and family and stuff?
- Yeah. I mean, not children.