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(Car horn)
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# You know I love Christmas, I always will
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# My mind's made up, the way that I feel
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# There's no beginning, there'll be no end
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# Cos on Christmas you can depend #
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Daniel!
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- I have a plan.
- Thank the Lord. Tell me.
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- Well, girls love musicians, don't they?
- Uh-huh.
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- Even the weird ones get girlfriends.
- That's right.
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Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
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For God's sake,
Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
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Whatever. There's this big concert
at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
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I thought if I was in the band
and played superbly,
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she might fall in love with me.
What do you think?
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I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
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Apart from the one obvious
tiny little baby little hiccup.
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- I don't play a musical instrument?
- Yes, sir.
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A tiny, insignificant detail.
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(Loud, repetitive snare hits)
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(# Sugababes: Too Lost In You)
# You look into my eyes
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# I go out of my mind
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# I can't see anything
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# Cos this love's got me blind
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# I can't help myself
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# I can't break this spell
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# I can't even try
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# Baby, I'm too lost in you
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# Caught in you
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# Lost in everything about you
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# So deep I can't sleep, I can't... #
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I suppose I'd better do the duty round.
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You're a saint.