1:16:12
Could we be quite quick, please?
1:16:14
Prontissimo.
1:16:34
- What's that?
- A cinnamon stick, sir.
1:16:37
- Actually, I really can't wait.
- You won't regret it, sir.
1:16:41
Want to bet?
1:16:42
'Tis but the work of a moment.
1:16:48
There we go. Almost finished.
1:16:51
Are you gonna dip it in yogurt?
Cover it with chocolate buttons?
1:16:55
No, sir, we're going to pop it
in the Christmas box.
1:16:58
I don't want a Christmas box.
1:17:00
- But you wanted it giftwrapped.
- I did but...
1:17:02
- The final flourish.
- Can I pay?
1:17:04
- All we need now...
- Oh, God.
1:17:07
...is a sprig of holly.
- No, no, no, no.
1:17:09
- No bloody holly.
- But sir...
1:17:11
- Leave it.
- Ooh!
1:17:14
- Loitering around the jewellery section?
- No. I was just looking around.
1:17:18
Don't worry. My expectations
are not that high
1:17:20
after 13 years of
Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
1:17:24
Actually, I do love this one.
1:17:26
(# Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)
1:17:27
# I've gotta know
1:17:30
# Where do the Ionely hearts go... #
1:17:36
- Hey!
- What are you doing here?
1:17:39
Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
1:17:42
You're not actually going ahead
with this stupid plan?
1:17:46
I bloody am.
1:17:47
You think this is full of clothes?
Like hell it is.
1:17:50
It is chock-a-block full of condoms.
1:17:53
Excellent. Excellent.
Perfect, keep that going.
1:17:57
(Clears throat) Look, erm...