1:27:00
Oh, my God.
1:27:01
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
1:27:04
Come on, come on, come on,
we're horribly late.
1:27:07
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
1:27:11
# Well something's lost
1:27:14
# But something's gained
1:27:17
# In living every day #
1:27:20
- Has she noticed you yet?
- No.
1:27:23
But the thing about romance is people
only get together right at the very end.
1:27:28
Of course.
1:27:31
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you
how your love life is going.
1:27:35
Er-huh!
1:27:37
No.
1:27:38
As you know,
that was a done deal long ago.
1:27:42
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case
I want you out of here straightaway,
1:27:47
- You wee motherless mongrel.
- Oh!
1:27:50
No, no. We'll want to have sex
in every room, including yours.
1:27:55
(Male DJ)
'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK
1:27:57
'and the question is who is number one
on the Radio One chart show tonight?
1:28:02
'Is it Blue or the unexpected
Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?
1:28:06
'You might have guessed it
although you may not believe it.
1:28:10
'It's Billy Mack. '
1:28:14
- You are the champion!
- (Crowd) Shh.
1:28:16
- 'Hi, Billy. '
- Hello.
1:28:18
'We're live across the nation
and you're number one.
1:28:22
- 'How will you be celebrating? '
- I don't know.
1:28:25
Er, either I could behave like
a real rock'n'roll loser
1:28:28
and get drunk with my fat manager...
1:28:30
or, when I hang up,
1:28:33
I'll be flooded by invitations
to a large number of glamorous parties.
1:28:37
'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is.
Number one, from Billy Mack,
1:28:41
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around. '
- Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
1:28:45
# I feel it in my fingers... #
1:28:48
Bill, it's for you, babe.
1:28:51
Hello. Elton.
1:28:53
O-Of course. Of course.
1:28:57
Send an embarrassingly big car
and I'll be there.