1:35:03
Well, I was there for a minute or two
and then I had an epiphany.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Come on. Just come up.
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So what was this epiphany?
1:35:15
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
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You realised it was all around.
1:35:20
No. I realised that Christmas is the time
to be with the people you love.
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Right.
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And I realised that, as dire chance
and fateful cockup would have it,
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here I am,
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mid-fifties,
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and without knowing it,
I've spent most of my adult life
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with a chubby employee. (Snorts)
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And, much as it grieves me to say it,
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it might be that the people I love is, in fact...
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you.
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Well, this is a surprise.
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Yeah.
1:36:02
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?
1:36:04
No, look. I'm serious here.
1:36:06
I left Elton's and a hefty number
of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
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in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
1:36:17
- Well, Bill...
- It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs...
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but you turn out to be
the fucking love of my life.
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And to be honest,
despite all my complaining...
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we have had a wonderful life.
1:36:45
Well...
1:36:48
thank you.
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I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
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I feel very proud.
1:36:59
Oh, look, don't be a moron.