:02:31
- Maria. Gino.
- Giorgio, Rosetta, come state?
:02:34
Bene, bene. How come your Angelo
never called back my Teresa?
:02:38
He didn't have fun
when they went out?
:02:40
Of course he had fun. He just didn't
have time to call her. My apologies.
:02:44
No, no, no, it's only because Teresa,
she worry he wasn't feeling well.
:02:49
She said he looked pale.
:02:52
- Angelo? He's fine.
- Never been better.
:02:56
I am so fucked.
:03:01
- This is Gay Line. How can I help?
- I am so fucked.
:03:05
- How so?
- Where do I start?
:03:13
- Hello?
- Start with the beginning.
:03:16
The beginning?
:03:18
Yes.
:03:20
When did it all start?
:03:23
The day I invited my parents to come
see my new apartment, I guess.
:03:27
No, Ma, don't touch anything
till the cops get here!
:03:30
- Want them to think you live like a pig?
- Why did this have to happen to us?
:03:34
No, that's not right.
In reality, it all started...
:03:38
... when my parents left Italy to come
to America and settled in Canada.
:03:42
Destination, Montreal.
And my father has yet to get over it.
:03:46
Nobody told us there was
two America:
:03:48
The real one, United State,
and the fake one, Canada.
:03:52
Then, to make matter even worse,
there's two Canada:
:03:56
The real one, Ontario,
and the fake one, Quebec.