:04:03
	My parents tried desperately
to start a family...
:04:06
	... but after many
unsuccessful attempts...
:04:09
	... they pretty much
gave up on the idea.
:04:12
	Get off of me.
:04:14
	Then, after what my mother
refers to as...
:04:16
	What your father did to me
while I was sleeping.
:04:19
	... my sister Anna was born.
Followed by me, Angelo Barberini.
:04:24
	I grew up in a quiet, peaceful
neighborhood. But from the inside...
:04:29
	- No, you can't play in the park.
- You'll get kidnapped.
:04:32
	- No, you can't go swimming.
- You'll drown.
:04:34
	No, you can't go eat
at the Bouchards' house.
:04:37
	- They're not Italian.
- Their food will kill you.
:04:45
	Then there was my Aunt Yolanda.
Always trying to inject life...
:04:48
	... into an otherwise
death-at-your-doorstep existence.
:04:53
	Hey, Yo. Can you shut it, that music?
:04:57
	What she has to be happy about,
I don't know.
:05:00
	My sister Anna had her own
special way of calming herself.
:05:03
	A tasty little treat called Icesuckle.
:05:06
	To this day she denies that she
has an addictive personality.
:05:12
	My best friend Nino
was always up to something.
:05:25
	Nino and I were inseparable.
:05:30
	I enjoyed school. I looked forward
to going every day, until:
:05:35
	St. Pius X Comprehensive
High School.
:05:37
	Fifteen hundred students,
99.9% Italian...
:05:41
	... all looking for someone to pick on.
:05:44
	And when I got there,
their quest was over.
:05:51
	I could take the humiliation
of being human graffiti...
:05:56
	... but when Nino started being
ashamed to be seen with me...