Mambo italiano
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1:06:01
Then she's gonna think
we're putting up a good front!

1:06:05
We...
1:06:09
Maria, this make me tired.
1:06:13
Are you sure about this, Pina?
1:06:15
Sure. With cannelloni,
you can never go wrong.

1:06:18
No, you and Nino.
Marrying a bisexual.

1:06:24
I am not marrying a bisexual.
Jesus-fucking-Christ.

1:06:28
Why didn't I keep my mouth shut?
1:06:30
I'm marrying Nino. He was in love
with Angelo, now he's in love with me.

1:06:34
- Okay.
- And you know what that means?

1:06:37
It means that I am sexy enough
to convert him.

1:06:40
Me, I can convert anybody.
1:06:42
Give me an hour in the Village
and there's not gonna be one.

1:06:45
Capito? So can we
change the subject?

1:06:47
Sure. But if he ever ask you
to strap on a dildo...

1:06:50
- Stop it!
...call me, I have quite the collection.

1:06:54
Stop it!
1:07:16
- I have an announcement to make.
- What now?

1:07:19
- I'm quitting my job to become a writer.
- A writer?

1:07:22
- Cool!
- Who's gonna read what you write?

1:07:25
- That should be a hobby.
- Where's the security?

1:07:28
- Where's the pension plan?
- Don't listen to them. Ignore them.

1:07:31
Look, this is what I wanna
do with my life.

1:07:34
And you know what?
I'm gonna be a big success.

1:07:36
Did we ever do what we
wanted to in our life?

1:07:39
- Never.
- Does anybody hate his job...

1:07:41
...like I hate my job?
- No one!

1:07:43
Yet you see me go to work every day,
and look me now!

1:07:46
- And what do you got?
- Security.

1:07:48
And a pension plan.

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