:18:00
I'm a real nigger.
:18:01
I don't change for no one.
:18:02
I ain't changing shit.
:18:04
Can I get an amen?
:18:05
Amen!
:18:07
You're out
of your element, baby.
:18:08
You're out of your league.
:18:09
And you're out
of your goddamn mind.
:18:11
This is Harlem.
:18:12
Get the hell out of my ghetto.
:18:14
'Cause these people
ain't feeling you.
:18:16
You know why?
:18:17
'Cause you're not real.
:18:19
You're unreal.
:18:20
You're where real goes to die.
:18:21
What do you mean I'm not real?
:18:24
Authentic.
:18:25
Talking about down.
:18:26
Real is who you are.
:18:28
And it's what you ain't.
:18:29
Kill that bitch!
:18:33
Shoot that bitch!
:18:39
Whack, whack, whack,
:18:41
whack, whack, whack, whack,
:18:43
whack, whack, whack, whack...
:18:45
Whack, whack...
:18:46
Lauren.
:18:47
I'm sorry.
:18:48
...whack, whack...
:18:50
Okay, okay!
:18:51
If I can get real,
whatever the hell that means,
:18:55
will you show up
tomorrow morning?
:18:57
And how you going to get real?
:18:58
What you going to do?
You going to rap for us?
:19:02
No, I can't rap.
:19:03
You can't rap?
Then I can't go. Bye.
:19:04
Bye-bye.
:19:05
All right, all right.
:19:07
If I do rap,
do I have your word?
:19:09
Word to your mother.
:19:11
But you're going
to need a little beat.
:19:13
Hold on.
:19:14
What do you mean, a beat?
:19:15
You can't rhyme if you
don't have no rhythm.
:19:26
Hi, hi, hey, hey
:19:29
Everybody have a nice day...
:19:34
All right!
:19:36
Okay.
:19:37
It's okay.
:19:38
Maybe she needs some bass.
Give her some bass.
:19:41
Yeah, I need bass.
:19:42
Give her some S! Yes!
:19:45
Okay...
:19:46
Hi, hi, I'm so real
:19:48
Let me tell you how I feel...
:19:54
God, this is so embarrassing.
:19:56
She's so white.
:19:57
I can't watch.
:19:58
We know how you feel.