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You know, you remind me
of someone in that outfit
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with the jewelry and the hair.
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Yeah, who?
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Biggie? Tupac? DMX?
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My Aunt Esther.
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Welcome.
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
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to our annual auction
to benefit CWNFlTA,
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Children With No Feeling
In Their Arms.
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Okay.
:31:33
It is a terrible illness still
affecting far too many wee ones.
:31:39
Wee ones?
:31:40
It's tragic.
:31:41
They can't dial.
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Ouch! Stop it!
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Marvelous.
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Thank you.
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That's great.
All right.
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Our first item is something
truly, deeply exciting.
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It's dinner for two
with the handsome,
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the totally dreamy
Mr. Donald Trump.
:32:28
I love Donald.
:32:29
She can't be real.
:32:30
Who wants dinner
with Donald Trump?
:32:32
You don't have to touch him.
:32:34
Maybe he's changed.
:32:37
That's his real hair.
:32:38
-This is whack.
-Whack?
:32:40
Oh, that means "bad."
:32:42
I do volunteer work,
teaching black teenagers
:32:45
to wear the correct size.
:32:47
I'll be back. Excuse me.
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Is that Chuck Berry?