:02:34
One, two, three.
:02:44
- Well, congratulations.
- Excuse me?
:02:47
You're a guaranteed winner of one
of three fabulous prizes.
:02:50
- Have you ever won anything major before?
- No, never.
:02:53
- Well, you have now.
- Oh, my God.
:02:55
- Are you kidding?
- No, it's confirmed.
:02:58
Are you sure? Okay, what did I win?
:03:00
Either the Chevy Blazer, the Paris...
:03:02
- Do you have a water filtration system?
- One of them faucet filters? No, sir. I don't.
:03:06
- Well, do you read the papers or watch TV?
- Sometimes, yeah.
:03:10
Well, then you've probably
seen our advertisements.
:03:12
The government is gonna
make you pay a tax on the prize.
:03:15
But if you buy the Waterson 2000
water filtration system...
:03:19
...the prize gets recorded as a sales
expense, and you don't pay any tax.
:03:23
- Good deal, huh?
- Yeah.
:03:25
- Yeah.
- And then I get the trip to Paris?
:03:27
You're guaranteed one
of those three prizes.
:03:30
I'm gonna have a courier come to your
house. You're gonna give him a check.
:03:35
He's gonna come to me, and then we'll
decide which one of those prizes you get.
:03:39
See how that works?
:03:40
- How much do I pay?
- Three hundred ninety-eight dollars even.
:03:43
- You'd pay twice that in stores.
- I need to speak to my husband.
:03:47
Irene, my supervisor just stepped into my
office and he would love to talk to you.
:03:52
Can you hold just a sec? Thanks, Irene.
:03:55
- Good morning.
- Who says so?
:03:58
Irene Fisk. She wants to talk
to her husband first.