:00:03
Most of the faculty turn their heads...
:00:05
...when the married students
miss a class or two.
:00:08
Then why not get married
as freshmen?
:00:10
That way you could graduate without
actually ever stepping foot on campus.
:00:16
Don't disregard our traditions
just because you're subversive.
:00:21
Don't disrespect this class
just because you're married.
:00:24
Don't disrespect me
just because you're not.
:00:27
Come to class, do the work,
or I'll fail you.
:00:30
If you fail me,
there will be consequences.
:00:34
- Are you threatening me?
- I'm educating you.
:00:38
That's my job.
:01:20
Miss Watson!
:01:22
Miss Watson!
:01:27
What's this?
:01:28
Every year, the ARs nominate a
member of the faculty to be our guest.
:01:32
The what?
:01:34
You'll see. Come by tonight at 5:00.
:01:40
Adam's Ribs. A very secret society.
:01:43
Wait here.
:01:53
First, the oath.
Please raise both hands.
:01:58
Do you swear not to repeat what
you see, hear or smell tonight?