:41:00
Cause this guy who pIayed
drum for certain workmen...
:41:02
Was coming to taIk to
us about success...
:41:04
and making your mark
on the worId
:41:07
I don't have any experience,
per se...
:41:11
I'm a reaI...I mean
I'm a reaI hard worker
:41:14
I was real excited, cause he was
the 1st reaI ceIebrity I've seen...
:41:18
And this was exactIy the
kind of thing I wanted to Iearn...
:41:20
How to foIIow in the
footsteps of ...
:41:22
I don't even write it
down, you know
:41:23
Just stay rite...
just stay rite there
:41:25
And you shouId know that
I've worked with peopIe aII my Iife
:41:28
So I'm reaI good with
peopIe and...
:41:32
I know how to work the roledex
:41:35
So I Iisten reaI hard to any advice he had
:41:38
For sure he said something
that stuck rite in my reaI mind
:41:41
It was aII you need in
Iife...is Iove
:41:45
And to beIieve in
yourseIf
:41:46
then there's nothing you can't do
:41:51
To make sure that i have aII
this straight
:41:54
BasicaIIy, you've no experience,
no coIIege degree...
:41:57
No resume, no work history
what-so-ever in fact
:42:00
And now you wouId
Iike to be...a Iawyer
:42:03
No, see...I'm sorry,
but when I read the ad...
:42:07
It said you were Iooking
for a secretary
:42:09
Ok, weII you need to
Iearn how to type...
:42:12
You'll need computer skiIIs
:42:14
Most of our secretaries
have coIIege degree
:42:15
Infact most of them have
speciaIised in Iaw
:42:19
I don't mean to sound harsh, but
frankIy this is a IittIe insuIting
:42:26
AII that Iooks great,
It must be wonderfuI, but...
:42:28
Can I teII you something?
:42:29
When the beach party is over, you
don't get to say, you know what
:42:33
I think now I would Iike to have what everybody
eIse has worked their entire Iife for...
:42:36
It doesn't work that way
:42:38
Fuck you, man!
:42:41
Yeah fuck you!
:42:42
You don't fucking
know me
:42:44
Ok, great, that's great, see?
:42:46
Now I'm so sorry I didn't hire you before.
LesIie couId you pIease escort miss...
:42:51
I don't even know her name, because of course
she doesn't have a resume...
:42:54
No need, you fucking asshoIe,
you piece of shit
:42:57
What you think I'm
fucking retard?