National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
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:03:00
if girls won't have sex with a guy
who hasn't had sex?

:03:03
The same way all men have been
doing it for thousands of years.

:03:05
- The on-ramp to manhood--whores.
- I'm not going to a hooker!

:03:09
- Don't you wanna be cool like me?
- You're not cool.

:03:10
- Yes, I am.

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