:46:04
This is a beer keg.
:46:08
It doesn't make any sense.
:46:09
It makes sense
when you put together the pieces.
:46:12
What pieces?
:46:15
It's obvious.
:46:17
The CIA, they're smuggling alcohol...
:46:19
...into the inner city in an effort
to further subjugate the black man.
:46:23
Hey, do you actually believe the crap
that comes out of your mouth?
:46:28
Oh, I'm never really sure
until I'm finished talking.
:46:33
Think they all kegs?
:46:37
Yeah. Nash. We got a problem.
:46:43
Well, what we have here
appears to be...
:46:45
...your average, garden-variety,
$22-deposit beer keg...
:46:49
...but it's way too light.
:46:51
- It must be light beer.
- Yeah, way too light.
:46:54
Couldn't be a pound and a half.
Let's take a peek inside, huh?
:46:59
Yeah, she's empty all right.
:47:03
You think there's a double wall?
Something stashed in between?
:47:07
Happy to take a look.
:47:09
Put on the glasses, boys,
or you will go blind.
:47:19
This torch burns
at 4000 degrees Fahrenheit...
:47:23
...so let's slice open this can of peaches.
:47:27
Incredible.
:47:29
She's cold as ice.
:47:37
Gorgeous.
:47:38
Why don't you and the keg get a room?
:47:42
Gentlemen, what we have here...
:47:44
...is an Area 51, high-tech,
aerospace alloy.
:47:47
It weighs next to nothing,
disperses heat instantaneously...
:47:51
...and is resistant to almost
any force in man or nature.
:47:54
Well, is it worth anything?
:47:56
Yeah, millions!
:47:59
Which is exactly why...