:34:04
[squealing tires, horns beeping]
:34:12
What's going on?
:34:13
You tell anyone about this,
I'll fuckin' kill you!
:34:15
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight.
Okay, sweetie?
:34:18
Let's go!
:34:21
[squealing tires]
:34:23
[van engine roaring]
:34:27
[tires squeal]
:34:31
Come on, let's go.
There we go, Blue.
:34:33
[tires squeal]
:34:43
Congratulations, gentlemen.
:34:45
You should all be
very proud of yourselves.
:34:47
Each and every one of you
has been hand-picked
:34:50
to represent our inaugural
pledge class.
:34:53
Over the next 21 days,
:34:56
you're all going to experience intense
mental and physical strain.
:35:02
[screams:] D-ahhh!!
:35:05
Frank, just pace yourself.
:35:07
Copy that. Just got
a little overexcited. Sorry.
:35:10
At this point
you may be asking yourself,
:35:15
"Why am I holding
this 30-pound cinderblock in my hands?"
:35:21
You might also ask yourself,
:35:24
"Why does this cinderblock
have a long piece of string
:35:30
tied to it?"
:35:32
And finally,
:35:36
"Why's the other end of this string
tied securely
:35:41
to your penis?"
:35:44
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
:35:48
This is your first test.
:35:51
Spanish!
:35:53
Do you trust we've provided you
with enough slack
:35:55
so your block will land safely
on the lawn?
:35:58
Sir, yes, sir.