:57:01
Usually, I sleep at home.
:57:04
Sometimes I do crash here.
:57:06
This is a futon, actually.
It pulls out, you know.
:57:09
Cool, I didn't realize.
:57:11
Can I see it?
:57:14
The futon?
:57:15
Yeah.
:57:20
Wow.
:57:23
Amy, I'm sorry.
:57:26
I'm married.
And I can't do this.
:57:29
I don't want this to get weird, but...
:57:31
Right. I see.
:57:34
But why don't you
leave me your number?
:57:37
This way, if something happens to my wife,
I can give you a call.
:57:40
- I don't think so.
- Okay, that was a bad idea.
:57:42
[bell ringing]
:57:45
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to tonight's main event!
:57:53
In this corner,
weighing in at 1 10 pounds,
:57:57
and pushing 89 years of age,
:57:59
the recent recipient of a brand-new
plastic hip,
:58:02
Joseph "Blue" Pulasky!
:58:05
[crowd cheering]
:58:09
And in the opposite corner,
with a combined weight of 21 0 pounds,
:58:13
hailing from Hayden dormitory,
:58:16
Jenny and Jeanie!
:58:18
[crowd cheering]
:58:24
Fighters, are you ready?
:58:29
Blue, you sure
you're okay with this?
:58:31
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
:58:34
Let's get it on!
[bell dings]
:58:37
[blowing whistle]
:58:41
- Come on.
- Come on, grandpa, let's go.
:58:44
Let's go, birthday boy!
:58:46
What's the matter, you scared?
:58:49
Hello?
:58:58
[acoustic guitar plays]