1:09:01
However, we're now subject to
a charter certification review
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given by the board of trustees.
1:09:07
Damn it.
1:09:08
Wait. Wait, what does
that mean exactly?
1:09:11
According to university bylaws,
it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
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and our contribution to the community.
1:09:17
Focus is on five categories:
1:09:19
Academics, athletics, community service,
1:09:23
debate, and school spirit.
1:09:26
Good luck to everybody.
It was nice to know you all.
1:09:28
And I'll see you around campus.
1:09:30
Actually, all of us are
being tested. Yeah.
1:09:33
What are you talking about?
I'm not even in school.
1:09:36
It's in the bylaws. Every member
of the fraternity is subject to review
1:09:40
in every category,
including academics.
1:09:42
Mitch, can you come here a second?
I don't mind popping for breakfast.
1:09:45
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
1:09:48
This is unbelievable.
1:09:50
What happened to, "needing brotherhood
now more than ever?" They need us.
1:09:53
Come on, college is
overrated anyway.
1:09:55
I built Speaker City from the ground up.
I can barely read. Truth.
1:09:59
This damn thing was your idea,
and you convinced me to do it,
1:10:03
and now people's lives are ruined.
1:10:05
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
1:10:07
Well, let's see.
1:10:09
Blue's dead.
1:10:11
Frank's divorced.
1:10:13
I've lost my house.
Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
1:10:16
And now we got nine kids who are gonna
get expelled from school,
1:10:21
and you're not even gonna
help 'em out.
1:10:36
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or
what? I'm missing 1 8 holes of golf here.
1:10:40
One hundred percent.
I got creative with some of their tests.
1:10:43
It should make for
a very entertaining day.
1:10:44
I'm going to enjoy kicking
these assholes off campus.
1:10:47
Ditto.
1:10:49
Welcome, everyone, to the official
debate section of the charter review.
1:10:54
Unfortunately,
1:10:56
the captain of the university debate
team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah.