:03:01
Play it grand, make a stand,
keep it underhand
:03:04
When you criticize her
:03:05
Make sure you take care
:03:07
That despite your hauteur
:03:09
You've a pleasant air
:03:10
And that your slightest slur
:03:12
Seems like praise foursquare
:03:14
Pull in your claws and purr
:03:15
Smile before you glare
:03:17
-But now let us take tea
-Let's take tea
:03:19
-Let us serve up the torte
-And the port
:03:21
l'll keep the macaroons
as round as full moons
:03:24
And the chocolate creams
:03:25
That fill up my dreams
:03:31
Guess what l have just seen
:03:32
Oh, what can he have seen?
:03:33
Such great bargains and buys
:03:34
Where can one find such buys?
:03:36
-And at all the counters
-But where are the counters?
:03:38
-And on every shelf
-Tell us, where is that shelf?
:03:41
Down at Selfbury and Co.
:03:43
There a-shopping we'll go
for satin and pure silk
:03:45
And fabrics of that ilk
:03:47
For fine, bright bengaline
and for light mousseline
:03:49
We ladies can't be blind
to bargains of that kind
:03:51
Down at Selfbury and Co.
:03:54
There a-shopping we'll go
for lace and organdie
:03:56
Bright madras and paisley
Shimmering gold brocade
:03:58
And bombazine with braid
And nice, warm astrakhan
:04:00
And next summer's gingham
:04:02
Down at Selfbury and Co.
:04:04
There a-shopping we'll go
for the warmest cashmere
:04:06
That we all hold so dear
:04:07
Pongee and messaline
:04:08
Tartan and velveteen
:04:09
For mohair and nankeen
:04:10
And for lustrous sateen
:04:11
On offer just today
:04:14
Dear Gilberte is away
:04:16
-So you may as well go
-So we may as well go
:04:18
Without letting her know
:04:19
And we'll just sneak out
:04:21
When the lady of the house
shows no nous
:04:24
And when you come to call
she's out and about
:04:27
Although she asked us
with such glee
:04:29
Here for tea
:04:30
Lord, how forgetful she can be!
:04:32
Forgetful she can be!
:04:33
So how on earth can one
save face in that case
:04:37
And what to do for Heaven's
sakes with these cakes
:04:40
The wonders set for
today's spree that we see
:04:43
Pride of Battenberg and Dundee?
:04:45
-They've all gone, as you see
-So we see!
:04:47
-And so now you can flee
-Let us flee!
:04:49
Let's be gone
Far from this salon
:04:54
And so be gone!
:04:59
There are no bargains
at Selfbury and Co.