:52:03
When you cannot have
what you love
:52:17
You're not a bad girl,
Mademoiselle Poumaillac.
:52:20
And you're not a bad boy
either, Thomson.
:52:23
Come, come, Sam,
:52:24
you're just excessively shy,
l know you well.
:52:26
And you're afraid of women.
:52:37
-That's--
-But why?
:52:40
lt happened when l was knee high
to a grasshopper!
:52:43
A grasshopper?
:52:44
Yes, just a little boy.
Tiny, in short pants.
:52:49
One day, my schoolmistress
kissed me on the lips.
:52:53
They do that in America, too?
:52:54
Oh, a lot. lt created such an
incredible revolution within
:52:59
that l swore never
to let another woman
:53:01
lay her lips on mine.
:53:03
Seriously!
:53:04
l don't usually laugh
about sad things.
:53:07
So you were married
to Gilberte for six months
:53:09
and never once exchanged such
a kiss, the prelude to love?
:53:12
Never!
:53:13
-Well, you're quite something.
-l am!
:53:15
-You did have other kisses?
-Oh, l had everything!
:53:18
But not on the lips,
it's not hygienic.
:53:20
You poor man, perhaps that's
what led to your divorce.
:53:25
But that's all over now
and you shouldn't be
:53:28
such a regular fixture
in your successor's home.
:53:30
Why not?
:53:31
l'm staying.
:53:33
And l'm happy to see you, too,
you're a dear old thing.
:53:37
Let me shake your hand.
:53:40
There's something charming
about this fellow.
:53:50
He's charming
but l must find a way
:53:52
to rid Gilberte of him.
:53:53
Oh, l know.
:53:53
Oh, l know.
:53:55
Huguette. Do you want
to marry a millionaire?
:53:57
-Me?
-Nothing easier.
:53:58
You just need to get Mr. Thomson
to kiss you on the lips.