1:03:00
But what can you do
1:03:01
When he tries hard
to ignore you?
1:03:05
You'd do what you could
1:03:07
To do any good
1:03:08
To that lump of wood
1:03:10
l could act like l'm effete
1:03:12
Now that's quite sweet!
1:03:15
l could act like a naiad
1:03:18
Now that's not bad!
1:03:21
Or perhaps to make a start
1:03:23
l could play a young sweetheart
1:03:26
As a saucy little tyke
1:03:28
Now that l like!
1:03:31
l could wear a suit that's neat
1:03:33
Now that's quite sweet!
1:03:36
To make me look like a lad
1:03:38
Now that's not bad!
1:03:42
Tell me now, what would you say
1:03:44
lf my stocking pulls this way
1:03:47
And shows a patch of skin?
1:03:49
Now there you win!
1:03:53
This is rather grand!
1:03:54
Finding a student
who can understand
1:03:58
lt's such a delight
1:04:00
To look good
in your teacher's sight
1:04:03
But remember now
1:04:05
l'm just helping, you'll allow
1:04:09
Let's see what you know
1:04:10
Which to me you owe
1:04:11
Repeat anyhow
1:04:13
l'll use a perfume
that's discreet
1:04:16
Now that's quite sweet!
1:04:19
Made with myrrh
from Old Baghdad
1:04:21
Now that's not bad!
1:04:24
l cover up my bosom
1:04:26
Leaving his eyes to fathom
1:04:29
Cleavage worthy of Vandyke
1:04:32
Now that l like!
1:04:34
Then he'll sweep me off my feet
1:04:37
Now that's quite sweet!
1:04:40
And with a kiss
l'll drive him mad
1:04:42
Now that's not bad!
1:04:45
l'll move close temptingly
1:04:47
So when l'm in his arms
he'll see
1:04:50
That my body's made for sin
1:04:53
Now there you win!
1:04:57
Good Lord,
l really must apologize!
1:04:58
-There's no need!
-What came over me?