:20:01
Sorry, I gotta work Friday night,
and it's Lanie's last night of training.
:20:05
What is this, the Olympics?
:20:07
Come on, take the night off.
I'll train her myself.
:20:09
This is the universal sign for "check."
:20:13
I need this.
:20:14
If Sinatra made it big by paying off girls
to scream and faint when he sang...
:20:18
I got to have a couple of hot girls
throwing their panties on stage at my gig.
:20:21
-We'll see.
-I love you. Mean it.
:20:24
-Are you kidding me?
-Man, that chick has got body karate.
:20:27
Do you think her tits are real?
I hate chicks with fake tits.
:20:30
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are
the greatest invention of the 20th century.
:20:33
-Plus they're safer.
-Safer?
:20:35
Do you know that 78 percent
of chicks that have fake tits...
:20:38
who are involved in boating accidents
do not drown?
:20:41
-Where do you get this shit?
-lt's common knowledge.
:20:43
Get the fuck out of here.
:20:56
Now, slowly, give me your gun
and all the money in your briefcase, nigga.
:21:01
You messed
with the wrong guy, motherfucker.
:21:04
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
:21:11
My girlfriend, Tara, was a law school
student from the good side of the tracks.
:21:14
Her parents had her living in this
fancy apartment for the last four years.
:21:19
She didn't like me playing pool much.
:21:21
And I didn't like me much when I didn't.
:21:24
Now that I've picked up the cue again,
I just hope she understands.
:21:34
Hi, baby.
:21:37
I'm sorry that I didn't call. I was....
:21:50
Fuck! Jesus fucking crap!
:21:52
Did you forget something?
:21:54
It's your boss's party tonight,
and I'm supposed to wear a suit, right?
:21:57
It was my birthday last night, Johnny.