:45:01
He's not the kind you'd want to work for.
:45:04
-Why?
-He's kind of a fucking asshole.
:45:07
So, how bad could it be?
:45:10
Come on, he's a good friend of mine.
:45:12
Then definitely no. You think I want
anyone else like you working here?
:45:15
Next thing, it'll be mutiny at Merv's.
:45:17
Then they'll find me face down
in a puddle of blue toilet water.
:45:21
Don't you want a good salesman?
The sign in your office--
:45:24
I know what the sign says.
:45:26
Did you ever sell motor homes before?
:45:29
Did you ever sell cars before?
:45:31
Have you ever sold anything before?
:45:34
Then why the hell should I hire you?
:45:36
-Because I got ESPN.
-ESP.
:45:38
What the hell are you two talking about?
:45:40
You know, Dionne Warwick,
Psychic Friends, all that.
:45:43
It'll be a great asset for a salesman...
:45:45
to know what a customer's thinking
at all times.
:45:47
-I don't believe in that shit.
-You don't?
:45:49
-I don't.
-Then let me prove it to you.
:45:52
-How?
-I don't know. Let's make a bet.
:45:56
-What kind of bet?
-Don't. Remember what happened last time?
:45:59
What happened the last time?
:46:01
Nothing. Forget it. We'll go somewhere else.
:46:05
I'm tired of people not believing
in my psychic abilities here.
:46:08
I'll tell you what.
:46:10
If I can tell you where you got your shoes,
you give me a job, all right?
:46:13
If not, I don't know, you can have my ring.
:46:17
-He never gets the first one right.
-Will you shut up?
:46:20
Fine, you got yourself a bet.
:46:22
Sounds good to me.
Why don't you guys shake on it?
:46:25
But you'll never get that job,
I'll tell you why.
:46:28
I got these shoes when I was on a cruise,
in international waters.
:46:32
So no matter what you say,
you're gonna lose.
:46:35
I never said I could tell you
where you bought your shoes.
:46:38
I said I can tell you where you got 'em.
Right now, you got your shoes on your feet.
:46:45
-I hate it when that happens.
-How's today for you? Can you start today?
:46:51
Hi, this is Tara. Leave a message.
:46:54
Pick up the phone, will you, please?
:46:56
Sweetheart, please pick up the phone.
I'm tired of leaving messages.