:48:00
Love what you do while you're alive, 'cause
tomorrow a truck could hit you, right?
:48:05
So I'm doing the right thing by taking
all the money my family's ever saved...
:48:10
for me to go to college with, and use it
to bankroll myself on the road, right?
:48:14
-You're not serious.
-He's serious.
:48:16
I can't believe I'm hearing this.
Please do something.
:48:19
I've talked to him all day,
but he won't listen.
:48:21
In that case, if he's got his mind made up,
there's no talking him out of it...
:48:25
the only thing left to do
is to send him out in style.
:48:28
Party, Chris's house, tomorrow night.
His parents are out of town.
:48:32
Robin Hood,
thank you for donating my place.
:48:35
Sorry, my parents just got
brand-new white carpeting.
:48:37
Anything gets on that, and I am a dead man.
:48:39
There is no way we could possibly have
a party at my house.
:48:51
Could everyone please stand on the plastic?
:48:54
What's going on? How are you doing?
:48:57
What's going on?
:48:58
Can I get you guys a beer?
:49:00
How you doing?
:49:01
What's up, doc?
:49:03
Listen, man, the key to picking up women
is very simple.
:49:07
Old Spice and Aqua Velva.
:49:10
Are you kidding?
That's the shit my dad uses.
:49:12
Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
This is the old-school shit.
:49:16
What the fuck are you looking at?
:49:19
It's cool.
:49:21
It just seems like
everybody I meet nowadays is just...
:49:24
weird.
:49:26
What's up, my man?
:49:27
I find myself wanting to meet a girl
who is completely normal, for a change.
:49:32
You don't have any tattoos, do you?
:49:34
Good.
:49:35
Sweetheart, come on, Jacuzzi. You'll love it.
:49:39
-What are you doing?
-Eating pop rocks, drinking pop.
:49:42
Are you out of your fucking mind?
What's the matter with you?
:49:45
Don't you know a kid died like that?
:49:47
-Wait a minute.
-What?
:49:51
Do you have any stuffed animals
on your bed?
:49:54
No, of course not.
:49:58
Okay, that's good.