:08:00
Monica is fat.
:08:01
So what? We live in London,
play saxophone, dance salsa.
:08:05
You can't imagine how good that is!
:08:08
Of course I understand, I'm old
enough, but I still can do things!
:08:12
By the way, Monica presented
a bike to my birthday.
:08:15
It's a great think.
We were riding along the city.
:08:17
By the way, my hair gets grey.
:08:20
People say, grey hair looks good to me.
:08:22
The only thing which
worries me is my daughter, Chelsea.
:08:25
She is a unique child.
She doesn't understand anything.
:08:27
She is on mother's side. I tried to
talk to her, but she doesn't understand.
:08:31
Why are you laughing?
Stop laughing.
:08:34
Everybody dreams about that,
but not everybody admits that.
:08:37
When I was a child
I wanted to be a traffic-controller.
:08:40
- And you?
- I wanted to draw lines on roads.
:08:43
Those which are at crossings.
:08:46
Beautiful dream.
Beautiful. I understand you.
:08:50
Do you dream about anything now?
:08:52
I don't know. I don't think so.
:08:54
But I always interview myself.
:08:57
Recently I gave a press conference
about developing of Russian economics.
:09:02
It was broadcasted on all TV channels
and newspapers quoted that too.
:09:07
And, by the way, it was in a bath too.
:09:09
You are like me.
My congratulations. You are sick too.
:09:12
- You are an amazing girl.
- I agree.
:09:15
Let's drink something.
Let's sit somewhere, I'll call Petya.
:09:19
I must introduce him
such a wonderful girl.
:09:22
Are you talking about the one
who calls girls bitches?
:09:24
You can introduce me to him,
but I won't go to any place.
:09:27
Firstly, I don't drink,
secondly, I can't sit.
:09:30
Do you have piles?
:09:34
Very funny.
:09:36
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
It was idiotic.
:09:38
- Stupid and boorish.
- I'm sorry, but why can't you sit?
:09:40
I won't tell you to spite you.
:09:42
- Please, tell me.
- I won't.
:09:44
Please.
:09:47
I can't sit,
because I fell off a horse.
:09:50
- Say what? Fell off a horse?
- I injured my spinal column.
:09:54
Now I have to walk a lot
and I can't sit.
:09:57
- Do you work in a circus?
- You starting it again?