1:01:04
Anyway, it's a little bit scary.
1:01:06
Don't worry,
do you see how many police officers?
1:01:08
If you were a football fan
I would never let you go alone.
1:01:12
- I would visit all places with you.
- Am I a kid?
1:01:15
Yes, you're a kid.
1:01:16
What if you are arrested or beaten?
I'd worry.
1:01:19
If you're with me I'd defend you.
1:01:21
Hey, you treat me like a mother.
1:01:22
- I treat you like a father.
- I'm not talking to you.
1:01:24
OK, guys. Good bye.
1:01:28
I told you everything,
why are you showing off?
1:01:31
And you don't be a child either.
1:01:32
I'm not. Ljust want...
1:01:36
- OK, Petya, I'm sorry.
- Wait a second.
1:01:39
You don't have to defend me.
1:01:41
That would be so great
if you, Lyosha, were in trouble
1:01:46
and I'd save you.
1:01:50
No, it's much better if you are
paralysed and I'd take care of you.
1:01:56
I would feed you, would...
1:01:59
No, no, wait.
1:02:01
I'd wash you,
I'd read newspapers to you.
1:02:04
You'd understand how faithful I am.
1:02:07
I'd better not to be paralysed.
1:02:09
You'd better be drowning
and I'd save you.
1:02:12
You'd be drowning and I'd save you.
1:02:15
I can swim. Petya!
1:02:19
Your declaration hasn't been accepted.
Careful!
1:02:23
Are you alright?
1:02:25
Then I'd like a Chechen kidnap you.
And I'd save you without forces.
1:02:31
- It's a very bad idea.
- Why?
1:02:33
If a Chechen kidnaps me
I'd be raped for sure.
1:02:38
Who told you that?
1:02:40
But if I'm raped,
I'd have to commit a suicide.
1:02:43
Because I won't be able
not to suffer afterthat.
1:02:46
Your declaration hasn't been accepted.
1:02:51
Let's continue thinking.
1:02:52
Stop thinking.
I'll tell you how it will end.
1:02:54
How?
1:02:55
You'll both
end up in a mental hospital.
1:02:58
- Why?
- And I'll bring mashed potatoes to you.