:04:00
commonly known as the jaguar,
seems determined
:04:03
to feast on my nether regions.
:04:05
But not to worry.
:04:09
Well, faithful viewers,
:04:11
our journey was
a smashing success.
:04:15
Until next time,
this is Sir Nigel Thornberry
:04:18
of Sir Nigel Thornberry's
Animal World.
:04:22
Back! Back! Back!
:04:24
Why, hello, Scout.
:04:26
Boy, rest your eyes
for a second,
:04:28
at old Thornberry's
gator bait.
:04:30
Hey.
:04:32
Boy, that Sir Nigel gets
in some real scrapes
:04:34
out there in the wild,
but he always manages
:04:37
to wiggle out of trouble
somehow.
:04:42
Oh, and, Jonathan, don't think
:04:44
that just because I'm on
a Luxury Lipschitz Cruise
:04:46
in the South China Seas,
:04:47
I won't be checking messages,
:04:49
E-mailing, and carrier
pigeons on the hour.
:04:51
Honey, I thought we were
going to leave work behind
:04:54
for seven
fun-filled days.
:04:55
Silly, it's
not all work.
:04:57
I've signed up for
every spa treatment
:04:59
culminating in
the Salem Retreat,
:05:01
where you're pressed
between layers of hot rocks
:05:03
and ripe cranberries.
:05:04
Sounds bewitching.
:05:06
But aren't we all
going to be busy
:05:08
with our children?
:05:09
Deed, that's
what the Kidsatorium is for.
:05:11
Each morning
we drop off the pups
:05:13
and head for
the All-Day Breakfast Buffet.
:05:17
I hear they make a mean egg yolk omelet...
:05:19
Ooh!
:05:20
...dipped with five kinds
of sausage.
:05:24
Whoa!
:05:28
We signed up the kids
:05:29
for "Pirate Play
and Pillage" class.
:05:31
It teaches tolerance
for the peg-legged.
:05:33
Well, I'm going to use
the whole seven kid-free days
:05:36
to reshape my physique.
:05:37
Could happen.
:05:38
The Earth was created in six.
:05:44
Everyone all set?
:05:45
I think we all should thank
my husband Stu
:05:47
for arranging this
wonderful getaway.
:05:50
No. You can thank me
:05:51
by having the time
of your lives.
:05:54
Welcome!
:05:55
Bienvenue! Willkommen!
:05:57
Welcome aboard
:05:59
the world-renowned
Dr. Lipschitz Cruise!