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I saw a movie 'bout it once.
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These little kids
were all alone
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on an island till
they growed up
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and turned wild.
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The boy grew a beard
down to his feet,
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and they had to wear rags
for clothes.
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That's not the worstest part.
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This isn't like
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Our park back home
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With slides and pools
and swings
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It's a creepy little island
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With great big scary things
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Where mutant lobsters
crawl around
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Chomping on little kids
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And water wings can't save you
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From the slimy,
squishy squids
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That's why you need
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A princess--
someone beautiful, hmm?
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Like me-- to save you
from the scary claws
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That grab you from the tree
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So if you don't wanna
end up
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Being mutant lobster food
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The keep your Island Princess
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In a really happy mood
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That means
no blowing bubbles
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That means no making smells
:21:56
That means no bugging me
:21:57
To wear my royal shells, ha!
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Just do the things
I tell you
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Like bow when I walk by
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Listen when I speak to you
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But don't look me in the eye
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You're not
some lsland Princess
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There's not a squishy squid
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There are no mutant lobsters
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That would ever eat a kid
:22:15
Don't listen to her stories
:22:17
She always misbehaves
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She's trying to scare
you babies
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Into being lsland Slaves
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Why do you always have to be
so good and nice and cheeky?
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Just face the facts
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That I'm this
lsland Princess Angeli-tiki
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So if you don't wanna end up
being mutant lobster food
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Then keep
your lsland Princess
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In a really happy mood
:22:39
Keep your lsland Princess
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In a really happy mood.
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Y eah!
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It's obvious.
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The first thing to do
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is make a signal fire.
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You know what else
is obvious?
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You're an idiot.
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We have to find
something to eat.
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All I saved was a couple jars