:13:05
Well, we're gonna
have to go back on tour
:13:10
Right, what we'll do is, exchange
our tickets and book a flight Okay?
:13:13
So who's got the tickets to LA?
:13:15
Oh, well, that's Natalie
Natalie takes care of the tickets
:13:18
Okay, so who's got her number?
:13:24
So we're stranded
:13:27
- I'm starting to panic
- No, you're not
:13:30
I can't quite breathe properly
:13:33
I'm not getting oxygen to my brain
I tell you, I'm hallucinating
:13:38
I can see us on TV
:13:42
It's Happening Now live from
Los Angeles, California S Club
:13:46
When did we tape this?
:13:48
Hang on a minute,
does my bum really look that big?
:13:50
Well it's not taped, it's live Look
:13:53
But that's impossible Where it says,
" live," that can't mean it's live
:13:57
It can't mean it's happening now
:13:59
- Excuse me, what show is this?
- It's called It's Happening Now
:14:03
S Club
:14:05
- Jo, my favourite
- That is not Jo I'm Jo
:14:13
Hey, guys Look, there's Alistair
Don't you see?
:14:16
He's got fed up with us whining
and moaning all the time
:14:19
so he hired look-alikes in LA
He's trying to teach us a lesson
:14:23
Well, we're gonna teach him a lesson
because he's fired, and that is it
:14:27
How could he do this to us?
:14:29
Especially as I lent him
my fluffy monkey slippers
:14:32
- That's it He's fired
- Can we fire him?
:14:34
I mean, we signed a contract
:14:36
Yeah, but has anyone
ever read the contract?
:14:38
Apparently, Alistair can make us
weed his yard
:14:41
If he needs a kidney transplant,
one of us has to be the donor
:14:43
I said we should have got a proper
lawyer instead of your uncle Peter
:14:46
He knows the legal system
better than any other lawyer
:14:49
Your uncle's an ex- Con
:14:51
Oh, come on, you lot This is serious
:14:54
We've gotta find Alistair
before this thing gets out of hand
:14:59
Come on, Jon, quick
Lower, lower, lower