S Club Seeing Double
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1:07:04
So you're the guy who bought
the knickers off the Internet?

1:07:08
Yes I wanted to meet you all in person
before I tied up the loose ends

1:07:13
You must be wondering
why I brought you here

1:07:16
I used to have heroes
1:07:18
stars who I'd write to
1:07:21
but who never replied,
because I didn't count

1:07:27
I was beneath them
1:07:30
Then I realised
I can grow my own stars

1:07:35
Programme them to obey me,
do whatever I say

1:07:39
- So I started collecting their DNA
- But it doesn't make any sense, though

1:07:43
If you want power, then why not clone
people like Bill Gates or President Bush?

1:07:47
You can take over the world
with clones of that calibre

1:07:49
Tell me
1:07:51
who would you rather see stepping
naked out of an accelerated growth pod

1:07:56
Bill Gates or Britney Spears?
1:07:59
- Britney
- Britney Definitely

1:08:01
Thank you
1:08:03
As for controlling the world,
do you really think

1:08:06
people are interested
in politicians or corporate moguls?

1:08:11
The subtle influence
that captures the minds

1:08:14
and hearts
of the young is music

1:08:19
The future lies
1:08:22
in music
1:08:24
And I own that future
1:08:28
Of course, I'm only telling you this
because you'll be dead in five minutes

1:08:33
- Do you wanna know how?
- I'd actually rather be surprised

1:08:36
The floor will fall away,
dumping you into a pit

1:08:39
full of lethally poisonous
snakes and spiders

1:08:44
You don't scare us
1:08:46
What are you talking about?
Yes, it does

1:08:49
Actually it's more the
spiders than the snakes

1:08:52
No, no, no
It's definitely the snakes

1:08:54
Shut up
1:08:57
There is nothing more powerful than
an idea whose time has come


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