:00:11
Day after day...
:00:13
The store that one might...
:00:17
I hate television.
It gives me headaches.
:00:20
There's so many magnetic waves
traveling in the airspace
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because of TV and television,
we're losing
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10 times as many brain cells
as we're supposed to.
:00:28
Oh, please.
:00:30
"The cow says blank."
:00:33
Three letters.
:00:35
Dude!
:00:36
"Dude"!
:00:38
I don't know.
Magnetic waves, brain cells.
:00:41
I don't understand the
connection between that stuff.
:00:43
You know what else I heard?
:00:45
Magnetic waves shrink
silicone molecules.
:00:50
- Aah!
- Aah!
:00:51
Oh, my God!
Turn it off!
:00:53
It's not working!
:00:54
It's backwards!
:00:55
- What do we do?
- I don't know!
:00:56
Oh, my God!
:01:01
That was kind of scary.
:01:02
- I know something even scarier.
- What?
:01:04
Have you heard about
this videotape?
:01:06
Where they do it on the boat?
And then in the car?
:01:08
And then in the bathtub?
:01:09
He's like, "Baby, I love you."
And she's like, "Where are we?"
:01:12
- And did you see the...
- No.
:01:14
- Not that tape.
- Oh.
:01:15
The one with
all the scary images.
:01:17
After you watch the tape,
the phone rings.
:01:19
And this scary voice comes on
and says you're gonna die in...
:01:23
Seven days. I saw that one
with Josh last weekend.
:01:25
You were with Josh last weekend?
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Oh, my God!
:01:31
Oh, yes, I was.
:01:34
Oh, you ho!
:01:38
You know it!
:01:39
Oh!
:01:42
Aah!
:01:52
This is really weird.
:01:54
Yeah.
:01:56
Big house, only one phone.