Scary Movie 3
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:15:02
I don't know. All that stuff
you was saying on TV...

:15:05
I just got a weird feeling
something bad is heading my way.

:15:08
Like when you see
an Asian person

:15:10
behind the wheel of a car.
:15:11
Cindy, after the show, you think
you could come back to my crib

:15:15
and hang out with me?
:15:16
I don't want to be alone.
:15:17
Oh, of course I will, Brenda.
:15:19
Oh, I love you.
:15:21
Pay my way, okay?
:15:24
Yo, yo, yo, George!
:15:25
What's up with the man
with the tightest rap game

:15:27
on the streets, baby?
:15:29
- What's good with you, boy?
- Dude!

:15:30
What's good, baby?
:15:32
Finally, the white man is gonna
school the black man

:15:35
on how to rap.
:15:36
- Yeah!
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

:15:38
How many people are here,
you think?

:15:40
I don't know, man.
:15:41
100, 200 whitey-hating,
chrome-packing,

:15:44
ready to bust a cap
in any white boy's ass

:15:45
- who ain't bringing that shit.
- Yeah. At least. Yeah.

:15:48
Mm-hmm.
Word.

:15:49
What's wrong, George?
:15:51
You ever wonder when it's time
to stop living up here

:15:53
and start living down here?
:15:55
No, but what if we stop living
over here and move over there?

:15:59
My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live
over there, man.

:16:01
But that bitch got evicted.
:16:02
- Word? What for?
- I'm dead serious.

:16:03
- Mice.
- Mice? I thought she had rats.

:16:06
No, man. Rats are outside.
Mice are inside.

:16:08
What if a mouse goes outside?
Does it become a rat?

:16:10
If a rat is in the house,
is it a mouse?

:16:11
I ain't never seen
no mouse outside.

:16:14
That's because it's a rat, fool!
:16:15
Damn, you might have just made
a fact just now.

:16:18
Fellas, what are you guys
talking about?

:16:20
Yo, George, you need something?
:16:22
'Cause I will do anything
for you.

:16:25
Anything.
:16:27
Well, about those
chrome-packing,

:16:29
whitey-hating gangsters,
perhaps...

:16:31
- What he need is a hype man.
- Word!

:16:34
You can be his Spliff Star.
:16:36
That's me.
That's what I do.

:16:37
That's my job, baby!
That's what I do!

:16:39
You know that.
Goddamn.

:16:42
I'm cool.
That's what I do.

:16:43
When you a hype man,
you take them hits.

:16:56
All right, all right, all right!
That was hot!

:16:58
That's what I'm talking about.
That was hot, right?


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