:29:28
I la-like you.
:29:30
Extra, extra!
Germany invades!
:29:35
Unfortunately,
just as we arrived in France,
:29:38
so did the Kaiser
and the entire German Army.
:29:43
I wanted to go home,
:29:45
but Hub said we should tour Europe
one step ahead of the Germans.
:29:49
And we did.
What a time that was.
:29:55
There were these girls
in Toulon... twins. And they...
:30:03
...anyway,
:30:05
we eventually wound up
in Marseilles
:30:09
with passage booked
on the last ship out of Europe.
:30:12
And Hub, he decided
that we should spend our last night
:30:17
enjoying
the local nightlife.
:30:25
Three, three!
:30:29
He made friends
with these soldiers,
:30:33
and they bought us some drinks...
strong, strange drinks.
:30:41
We woke up on a ship
:30:43
bound for North Africa...
shanghaied.
:30:47
- Shanghaied?
- Yeah.
:30:50
We found ourselves
in the French Foreign Legion.
:30:54
"It's all my fault," Hub said,
but he told me not to worry.
:30:58
He'd make sure
nothing happened to me.