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and took Jasmine off
to his kingdom

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and locked her up
in his harem.

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She told the other wives
that she would rather die

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than marry
this heartless sheik.

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She had a knife on her.
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And when he came for her
that night,

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she was going
to slit her own throat.

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What did
Uncle Hub do?

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They got married,
and lived happily ever after.

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The end.
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But wait,
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if they lived
happily ever after,

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then they got married, and she'd
be here right now with us, right?

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Didn't they have kids?
Where are they?

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Nurse?
What's going on?

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I wish they'd tell us
something.

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Get out of my face!
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Where'd you put my damn pants?
Where's my pants?

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- You can't do that!
- Gimme my pants!

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Who put me in here?
Who put me in here? You two!

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Hospitals...
lot of good they are.

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How would you know? You're never
in one long enough to find out.

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Hey, you missed
the turn.

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- I did not.
- Home is that way.

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I wanna go this way.

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