:06:02
We're not invited?
No.
:06:04
- She's not gonna like that.
- What won't I like?
:06:06
Hello, darling.
You're looking rather gaunt.
:06:10
Thank you. Why is Dad so
upset? Oh. Ridiculous man.
:06:14
For some reason, he believes
I'm having an affair with Eliot Larkin.
:06:17
Mother. He saw you snogging
in the club car park.
:06:20
Well, that would do it.
Not in the kitchen.
:06:24
I wanted your father to see us.
That was the point.
:06:26
Shake him out of his stupor,
compel him to act.
:06:31
I hear you're planning to retire
to babysit a bunch of old ladies.
:06:35
Not what your father and I had in mind
all those years ago cheering you on.
:06:38
And do you know why? Because I believe
you to be a truly great tennis player.
:06:42
Oh, God. You've just always been
afraid to admit it to yourself.
:06:46
I'm not afraid. I'm
old. Oh, don't be absurd.
:06:48
Thirty-one is not old.
It is in tennis years.
:06:50
I might as well be your age.
Thank you, dear.
:06:53
And I'm tired of hotels,
and I'm tired of airports...
:06:55
and long-distance love affairs
that never go anywhere and...
:06:58
- Losing?
- Yeah, losing. Thanks, Carl.
:07:01
Now tell her about the tickets.
:07:03
Tickets?
:07:05
Oh, God. You really are
a wanker, aren't you?
:07:08
Harsh but fair.
:07:10
Why doesn't he have the tickets?
:07:13
I mean, do you know why?
What does he think?
:07:15
Does he think we're going to sit
here watching it on television?
:07:18
Dad, what are you doing up there?
:07:22
I should've moved up here
years ago.
:07:26
Right. Well, I'm off up
to Wimbledon then. Righto.
:07:32
Peter.
Yeah.
:07:34
Remember I always told you
that tennis was a gentleman's game?
:07:39
Yeah.
Total bollocks.
:07:42
Everything I ever told you...
total bollocks.
:07:49
Right then.