:39:02
Wow. Buckingham Palace.
Look at that, Chon.
:39:06
That's where the queen lives.
:39:09
Hey, look at this guy.
:39:11
He's a royal guard.
He has a very important job.
:39:14
l used to be just like him.
:39:15
No, they're nothing like you.
:39:17
They're a tourist attraction.
:39:19
You can make faces at them,
insult them...
:39:21
and they can't move a muscle.
:39:22
-Here. Watch this.
-Roy...
:39:23
No, it's okay.
:39:25
Hey, buddy,
your shoes are untied.
:39:30
That is the biggest damn beaver
l have ever seen.
:39:35
Roy, stop it.
:39:36
The queen!
:39:37
Look! The queen!
:39:38
She's mooning us!
:39:41
He almost went for that.
:39:43
My friend and l just came over
from America.
:39:45
You might have heard of it.
We run your jerkwater country.
:39:48
Come on, you gonna take that
from a colonial?
:39:51
Roy, stop it.
:39:52
l bet you are one hell
of a damn poker player.
:39:55
No hard feelings.
:40:02
They can't do that!
:40:03
You're not allowed to do that!
:40:05
Shouldn't have touched him.
:40:06
You scram, you little punk.
:40:08
l've got friends
at Scotland Yard.
:40:09
l'll give you up
in a heartbeat.
:40:11
You get your watch back?
:40:12
Don't worry about my watch.
Go on.
:40:15
lt's a knockoff.
:40:16
What are you talking about?
:40:18
My uncle stole this watch
from President Lincoln.
:40:21
lt's a priceless
family heirloom.
:40:23
Not according
to the pawnbroker.
:40:25
You should not steal.
:40:26
lf l don't steal,
l don't eat.
:40:28
Who showed you how to do
all that kicking and punching?
:40:33
My father.
:40:34
Have you ever heard of those?
They're parents.
:40:38
You don't 'cause you're
a little orphan.
:40:39
Now, go on.
You're cramping our style.
:40:45
Oh, this country blows.
:40:48
You need a place to stay?
:40:54
Come on in
and warm your dogs.
:40:56
You can
get into a lot of trouble
:40:59
breaking into
a place like this.