:19:02
Stop! Put her down!
:19:05
Put her down!
Put her down!
:19:06
Or what, Mr. O'Bannon?
:19:08
Are you gonna kick my ass?
:19:11
l've read all about
your ridiculous exploits.
:19:14
l mean, just...
:19:15
how does it feel to kill
a mummy with your bare hands?
:19:20
Only a nation
of uneducated rednecks
:19:22
would be amused
by such cowboy drivel.
:19:25
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy.
:19:27
What's with
the personal attacks?
:19:29
You don't see me
making any comments
:19:31
about your pasty complexion
or your snotty accent
:19:34
or even your filthy,
smutty sex books.
:19:38
Yeah, l saw your book.
lt disgusted me.
:19:42
Oh, why is it always the head
with you people?!
:19:46
Hold it! Stop! Hold it!
:19:49
Just hold it!
:19:50
What are we doing here?
Guys, look at this.
:19:53
We're acting like animals...
over what?
:19:56
Some seal?
:19:57
The seal represents
imperial power.
:20:01
l will use it to unite
the emperor's enemies
:20:03
and storm the Forbidden City.
:20:06
What's in it for you?
:20:08
You're looking
at the future king of England.
:20:10
You're, like, 20th in line
to the throne.
:20:12
10th.
:20:13
But my friend
is about to change all that
:20:16
by simple...
process of elimination.
:20:23
lt's called a machine gun.
:20:25
The first of its kind --
it fires 200 rounds a minute.
:20:29
Testament to British ingenuity.
:20:31
Oh, so you steal the seal,
:20:34
and then you knock off
nine royals?
:20:38
You got the short end
of that stick, my friend.
:20:44
Dump them in the river.
:20:48
Where are you taking her?
:20:49
To make history.
:20:51
l can already see
the headlines --
:20:54
"Nation mourns as Loony Lin
massacres royal family."