:28:01
And the last of them,
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was the biggest story
l ever wrote.
:28:06
ls anyone interested
in hackers?
:28:09
Because l met this kid
named lan Restil.
:28:11
Biggest computer geek
of all time.
:28:14
He hacked his way into the database
of a company called Jukt Micronics,
:28:17
and posted naked pictures
of women
:28:20
and the salary of every Jukt employee
on Jukt's website with a note
:28:24
saying, ''The Big Bad Bionic Boy
has been here, baby!''
:28:27
:28:28
Outstanding.
:28:29
The guys at Jukt decided
that it would be cheaper to hire him
:28:31
as security consultant
than it would be to try to stop him,
:28:34
so they met with him
last week at the hotel
:28:36
where the National Hackers'
Conference was taking place.
:28:38
lt was the chairman
from Jukt,
:28:40
Restil, Restil's mother
and Restil's agent.
:28:43
No--!
:28:45
Yes, hackers
have agents too.
:28:47
All right, l was at the table
with these guys.
:28:49
Restil's just laying out
all of his demands.
:28:51
- l want a Miata--
- ''l want a trip to Disney World.''
:28:54
l want ''X-Men''
comic book No. 1.
:28:56
''...a lifetime subscription to Playboy. ''
- And throw in Penthouse.
:29:00
And they're complying
with every single word.
:29:02
Excuse me sir,
pardon me for interrupting.
:29:04
We can arrange more money
and you can buy the comic yourself.
:29:07
And when you're
of a more appropriate age,
:29:10
you can buy the car
:29:12
and pornographic magazines
on your own.
:29:21
Cool.
:29:25
After that,
after they have the meeting,
:29:27
he goes back into the conference,
where all these hackers have gathered,
:29:30
and they're treating him
like he's a rock star.
:29:33
:29:42
Then, Restil jumps up on a table,
and he's like--
:29:45
l want a Miata!
:29:48
And he's gyrating his hips like this.
''l want a Miata!
:29:51
l want my Playboys!
l want a trip to Disney World!''
:29:55
Show me the money!
:29:57
''Show me the money!''
:29:59