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l'm Rez,
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Hi, Rez,
Now, about saving the world,
:16:09
lf anyone's gonna get
to the great prize at level five,
:16:11
it's gonna be one of us,
:16:13
Whatever,
l want cheat codes,
:16:15
Back-door entrances,
Shortcuts, Anything,
:16:18
l can pay you with bonus packs,
:16:22
lmplementation of any form
of hack code or cheat boost
:16:25
will trigger an immediate game over
:16:26
and permanent evac from the game,
:16:28
lt's in your tech manual,
:16:30
You have to play the game by the rules
:16:33
or not at all,
:16:35
All right,
:16:36
How do l get to level two
as quickly as possible?
:16:39
Lives are at stake, Please,
:16:42
See that target? Hit it,
:16:45
You'll bounce straight to the moon,
:16:47
Yeah, l'd suggest a running start,
:16:49
Level two is on the dark side
of the moon,
:16:52
The way to get there is by hitting
that target and bouncing to it,
:16:55
Not a lot of realism
in these games, is there?
:17:04
Won't be seeing him anymore,
Let's go,
:17:08
Less competition, the better,
:17:11
Aah!
:17:11
Aah! Ugh!
:17:16
Wow!
:17:19
Aah!
:17:28
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Oh, great,
:17:45
A message from the OSS.
Do you accept?
:17:50
Mm-hm,
:17:53
OK, Juni, we can no longer be
of assistance,
:17:56
What assistance?
:17:57
You do get one additional lifeline,
:17:59
which you can choose to use now
or later,