:15:06
Your kings and queens!
:15:11
Right, Betty!
:15:13
So, what's your point?
:15:16
Here, sit down.
:15:19
Oh, jeez.
:15:22
I want to be an actor.
:15:26
Yeah. Of course.
:15:28
Look, I'm sorry, man.
I know I freaked out yesterday...
:15:31
...but I'll go on-stage with you again.
:15:34
You can even sing if you want to.
I'd never stop you from doing that.
:15:38
I mean, I want to be a real actor.
:15:42
I want to move to Hollywood.
:15:44
-What?!
-I think I got the chops for it.
:15:46
Those people last night were moved.
:15:49
-I got to them.
-Look, those were your friends.
:15:54
What's that supposed to mean?
:15:56
Look, I just meant....
:15:59
Look, man, we're from
Martha's Vineyard, okay?
:16:02
You know, people here....
:16:04
You know, we're lifeguards
and fishermen.
:16:07
We own restaurants.
:16:10
We do not star in movies.
:16:14
What about Meryl Streep?
:16:16
She's not from the Vineyard.
She shot one movie here.
:16:19
She stayed on a couple extra
weeks because she liked it.
:16:22
-What are you--? What is your point?
-Well....
:16:27
Okay, look, I'm gonna
put it to you this way.
:16:32
Who were the last conjoined twins
who were nominated for an Oscar?
:16:37
I can't believe I'm hearing this
from you, of all people.
:16:41
Isn't that what people told us
our whole lives?
:16:43
We couldn't do what normal
people did. Never stopped us.
:16:47
By the way, Hollywood just happens
to be in L.A. where May Fong lives.
:16:51
I'm not ready for that.
She's crowding me as it is.
:16:54
Crowding you?! She's been
your lnternet pal for three years.
:16:58
You haven't even met her!