:26:00
If you haven't made it
in the first 72 hours...
:26:03
-...you should probably just pack it in.
-Right.
:26:07
I bet Meryl Streep wasn't out here
six hours before she got her big break.
:26:11
De Niro too.
:26:14
And Steve Buscemi?
With his pearly whites...
:26:16
...he was in town 45 minutes
before he got his first role.
:26:20
-Are you making fun of me?
-You bet I am.
:26:22
I know you were born without a liver,
but you got some backbone, didn't you?
:26:28
-You gotta admit these past couple of--
-I'm not gonna admit anything.
:26:33
How do we know
the Lion King producers...
:26:36
...aren't looking for some
conjoined hyenas as we speak?
:26:40
Know who will get the part now?
:26:41
Those Schappell sisters from Oregon
who are stuck at the forehead.
:26:45
Why? They're country-and-western
singers, not actors.
:26:48
Because you quit, that's why.
:26:52
Right.
:26:54
-Maybe I was a little hasty.
-Good.
:26:59
Hey, don't worry about anything.
:27:01
I happen to have a little plan that's going
into effect first thing tomorrow morning.
:27:08
All right.
You're a great brother, Bob.
:27:11
Yeah, I know, now zip the lip.
Let's get some sleep.
:27:23
I like your plan.
:27:25
The car's only plan A.
Plan B is to get you an agent.
:27:30
Right.
:27:34
Retirement home? Are you sure
we got the right address?
:27:38
This is what he gave me.
:27:40
Maybe we should try someone else.
April said this Morty guy's a total sleaze.
:27:45
But you said he's the only one
that would give us an appointment.
:27:51
I want you to know up front...
:27:53
...that O'Reilly only represents actors
who are truly committed to their craft.
:27:57
That's me, Mr. O'Reilly.
I am fully committed.