Stuck On You
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:33:01
Then the three of us just sat there
and talked for, like, an hour.

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Meryl--
She asked me to call her Meryl.

:33:07
Very knowledgeable on the film industry.
She says I should plug away...

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...because I have twice the presence
of most actors she's met.

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-Well, you do.
-Thanks.

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Anyway, I told her my first love's
the theater back home...

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...felt I had to give
Hollywood a crack...

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...but if I ever go back, I should call her.
She's dying to go to the Vineyard.

:33:28
She might even star
in a show with me.

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-Really? Walt, that's great!
-I know.

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I love it when famous people
are not dickwads.

:33:36
That's the Streeper, perfectly normal.
As normal as you and me.

:33:41
Stop. Anyway....
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-Can I ask you a personal question?
-Nine inches.

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I wasn't gonna ask that.
Nine inches?

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Yeah, it's about nine inches across.
:33:54
No, actually, what I was
gonna ask you is...

:33:57
...if you guys ever considered,
you know, getting separated?

:34:01
There's a lot of great plastic surgeons
here. A lot. I mean, just look at these.

:34:06
Well, our problem can't really be fixed
through a simple cosmetic surgery.

:34:11
We share a liver.
He's got most of it.

:34:14
There's no way they can just nip
and tuck so you both get some?

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There is and there isn't.
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The doctors at Mass General told us
they could split us up at no risk to Bob...

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...but there's a 50-50 chance
that I wouldn't make it, so....

:34:29
Oh, God, no.
I don't blame you for not doing it.

:34:32
No! No, no, no, I wanted to do it.
Bob wouldn't allow it.

:34:38
Oh, Bob.
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Yeah. He's really something.
:34:47
Hey, are you even sure
you need a liver?

:34:51
My friend had his appendix out
and he's okay.

:34:54
Okay. I'm gonna
take a little sleepy now.

:34:59
Good night.

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