:52:02
-As classy as they come.
-You must've done a great audition!
:52:05
-He didn't even have to!
-Nothing.
:52:07
We bumped into Cher on the studio lot,
and she invited us out for coffee.
:52:12
Actually, yerba matés,
which is this very soothing tea drink--
:52:15
-Six bucks, though.
-Yeah.
:52:17
She starts telling us all this personal
stuff like, she's been in a relationship...
:52:22
...for the last three years
with a very high-profile actor...
:52:25
-...but they've kept it out of the press.
-Who?
:52:29
How would we know?
That's way too personal.
:52:31
-You didn't ask her?
-No, I asked a lot.
:52:34
And she said,
"That's way too personal."
:52:37
We had it going on!
And I was going:
:52:44
Mikey! I haven't seen you, man.
:52:46
To Bob, my best friend,
who I'm just getting to know.
:52:53
-Hello, May.
-Wes!
:52:57
Oh, aren't you gonna introduce me
to your best friend?
:53:00
-Hi, name's Bob Tenor.
-Yeah, I know who you are.
:53:04
-You're HoldthePickle@hotmail.com.
-I came up with that.
:53:09
-It's a double-entendre.
-I'm sorry, Bob.
:53:11
He hacked into my computer at work
and read my mail.
:53:14
Don't be pissed there,
lover boy, okay?
:53:17
I think I had a right
to check up on my girl.
:53:19
-I am not your girl!
-Not my girlfriend, huh?
:53:23
Then what was that about
up at Mulholland when you sucked--
:53:27
Hey, hey, hey!
I think we've heard enough, okay?
:53:30
Bob, let him finish.
:53:32
When you sucked down a six-pack
with me and said you cared for me.
:53:36
-You--
-I said I cared for you as a co-worker.
:53:40
You have good business sense.
That's all.
:53:45
Hey, Wes, why don't you go drown
your sorrows somewhere else, okay?
:53:50
I have a better idea.
:53:51
You and me, why don't we step outside?
Let's go. Come on.
:53:55
No, no, no, you stay out of this.
This is between him and me.
:53:59
Come on, burger boy, stand up.
What the hell's wrong with you two?