:02:00
He gets his own dressing room
with a star...
:02:02
...and a fresh pot of coffee every
morning. And none of that cheap stuff.
:02:07
Folgers Crystals.
:02:09
That's very doable.
:02:12
What are we looking for
on the back end?
:02:15
You mean the brother?
:02:17
Bob doesn't really act.
:02:19
How about 50 bucks a week
and his own dressing room?
:02:26
Hi, are you Attorney Honey Garret?
:02:30
Who's asking?
:02:32
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Name's Mack Beasley.
:02:35
I understand your law firm is looking
for a crime scene detective.
:02:40
All right, Mr. Beasley,
you have five minutes.
:02:44
Well, I appreciate you taking the time.
This is quite an office you work out of.
:02:48
Yes, I know.
:02:51
So....
:02:53
Well, Mr. Beasley,
what are your qualifications?
:02:56
Well, I'm a Rhodes scholar.
I have a Ph.D. in bio-analysis.
:02:59
I trained with the Navy SEALs for,
let's see, seven years...
:03:03
...and I won the Heisman Trophy.
Twice.
:03:08
Well, here, fill this out...
:03:10
...and I'll see if I can squeeze you
into an entry-level position.
:03:14
Fantastic. Let me tell you,
you won't regret this.
:03:17
If you need any references
or anything...
:03:19
...I can certainly furnish you
with everything that--
:03:23
Bob, Bob, Bob, you're killing me.
You're really-- Cut it. Cut it.
:03:29
Ten. That's 10 times.
:03:32
Please, let's go.
:03:37
It's okay. It's just very, very important
that you stay on your mark.
:03:41
Yeah, I'm just-- I am a little nervous.
I have some opening-day jitters.
:03:45
It's okay, kid.
It's just, you have to stay out of frame.
:03:49
Okay? Otherwise, the whole show
won't work. All right?
:03:52
Griffin, back home
at the Oak Bluffs Playhouse...
:03:55
...we used to disguise him
as different props.
:03:58
-Right.
-Great idea, we'll turn Bob into a bush.