The Cat in the Hat
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:23:01
@ You can juggle work and play
but you have to know the way @

:23:03
@ You can keep afloat a wish
like the way I do this fiish @

:23:06
@¤ You can be a happy fella
Someone throw me that umbrella @¤

:23:09
@ And that rake, that cake
Life's what you make it @

:23:11
@ So have fun, fun, fun @
:23:13
@ Go insane and have
some fun, fun, fun @

:23:16
@Just look at me
Fun, fun, fun @

:23:19
@ No more rain
Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @

:23:21
@ So can't you see
I'm as happy as a clam
I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @

:23:25
@ Yeah, the dogs
may bark about you @

:23:27
@ And the purebred chaps
may doubt you @

:23:28
[Fish]
Getting motion sickness.!

:23:30
Milk? Big mistake.
:23:33
@ But remember this
You can't have fun without "U" @

:23:36
I can't breathe!
Ohh!

:23:38
Whoa!
:23:40
I knew that milk would
come back to haunt me.
Help! Help!

:23:44
- [Loud Burp]
- [Groaning]

:23:48
[Yelling]
:23:50
[Grunting]
:23:53
@"U" in the middle @@
:23:59
[Gulps]
:24:00
[Panting, Chuckling]
:24:02
- Bravo, Cat.
- Huh?

:24:04
These children are smart enough
not to fall foryour MTV-style flash...

:24:08
at the expense of content
and moral values.

:24:10
That was wicked cool!
Do it again!

:24:12
I'd love to, but Shamu is right...
I really should be going.

:24:16
- No, don't go!
- No, I should go.

:24:18
I should let you and the fiish
have all your fun conjugating verbs,

:24:21
cleaning your room,
doing long division.

:24:24
No, you have to stay!
:24:26
All right, I'll stay.
Oh, yeah!
[Conrad] Yeah.!

:24:29
But if I'm gonna stay,
there's something I wanna show you.

:24:32
Something magical...
:24:34
and full of wonder.
:24:38
- It's called a contract.
- You want us to sign this?

:24:41
- Just a formality, really. Yeah.
- Who are they?

:24:46
Magical time-traveling elves.
:24:49
[Chortling]
Yeah. Magic.

:24:55
Okay, they're my lawyers.
:24:57
Liability issues, litigious society,
frivolous lawsuits.


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