The Cat in the Hat
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:31:00
[Cat, Audience]
Kupkake-inator!

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Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...

:31:06
out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.

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- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.

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Anything?
Yes, anything.

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Anything?
Anything.

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- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.

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- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.

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Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.

:31:24
What?
How about
a pack ofhot dogs?

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That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?

:31:28
Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.

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Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.

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Hmm?
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Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!

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What an
astounding product!

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[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!

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Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]

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Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]

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- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]

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Then place it
in a conventional oven.

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[Audience Laughing,
Applauding]

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Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.

:32:00
Did you just say
"minutes away"?

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[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!

:32:04
You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...

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And you're ugly,
just like your mum.

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[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?

:32:11
Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!

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- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]

:32:16
Um, Cat.
Your tail.

:32:18
What about it?
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Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...

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Son of a bi...
[Beep]

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@¤@¤[Whistling
"The Girl From Ipanema"]

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Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.

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I'm just saying
we have a case.

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We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.

:32:39
[Wheezes]
Hi.

:32:42
Cat, is the oven
supposed to be
making that sound?

:32:44
Huh?
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Of course. That means
they're almost done, Conrack.

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- Conrad.
- That's what I said, Condor.

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- Cat!
- Now, that's my name!

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[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]

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