:35:00
meet Thing Two
and Thing One!
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[Whooping, Babbling]
:35:06
@Ta-da @
:35:08
Oh, yeah!
[Chortles]
:35:10
Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing One.
:35:13
Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.
:35:15
Thing One, Thing Two.
Thing Two, Thing One.
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
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I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.
:35:21
Ah, yes, of course.
:35:23
Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
he wears the number two...
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does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.
:35:29
And all of the above.
:35:30
He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.
:35:33
He will also accept SuperThing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
:35:37
Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
[Chuckles] Ben!
:35:39
[Thing OneJabbering]
:35:42
Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,
:35:45
and some people
should just get used to it.
:35:47
It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.
:35:50
[ThingsJabbering,
Arguing]
Okay, enough!
:35:52
You are quickly turning into
one of my least favorite Things.
:35:56
Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.
:35:59
Why not?
It's just a crate.
:36:01
This isn't just any old crate.
:36:02
It's the Trans-dimensional
Transportolator.
:36:05
It's kinda like a doorway
which leads from this world
to my world.
:36:08
But it says,
"Made in the Philippines."
:36:11
Yes, but not this Philippines.
:36:14
Look, now,
I'm not usually a rules guy,
but this is a biggie.
:36:18
No opening the crate.
:36:20
No lookee, no touchee.
Got it?
:36:23
[Thing]
Mekka-dekka we should
settle ourdifferences.
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[Jabbering]
:36:30
[Cat]
Things, front and center.!
:36:32
Cool.
:36:34
All right, Things,
I'm not paying you to
stand around and look pretty.
:36:37
Here's Mom's dress.
:36:39
[Thing Cackling]
Oh.! Mommy's dress.!
:36:41
[BothJabbering, Giggling]
:36:44
- [Gasp]
- [Gasp]
:36:45
- What about the couch?
- Which couch?
:36:48
The clean one,
orthe horribly stained one?
:36:50
- [Wheezing]
- [Jabbering Continues]
:36:59
Ho!
[Chortling]