:17:31
Uh, what are you doing?
:17:33
Nothing.
:17:35
What?
:17:36
Some of these chairs
are wired.
:17:38
They catch you drifting
during this,
:17:40
10,000 volts up your ass.
:17:41
Bullshit.
:17:43
All right.
:17:44
-Good morning.
-ALL: Good morning.
:17:46
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Dennis Slayne.
:17:48
I'm assistant director
of operations at Langley,
:17:50
and I would like
to welcome you here
:17:52
to the ClA Special
Training Facility,
:17:54
affectionately known
as "the farm."
:17:57
Now let me introduce to you
:17:58
your senior instructor,
Mr. Walter Burke.
:17:59
Morning.
:18:01
ALL: Morning.
:18:05
So, why are you here?
:18:07
Why are you here?
:18:11
It ain't the money.
:18:13
A GS-15 pay grade officer,
yours truly --
:18:17
I rake in about, what,
75 grand a year?
:18:21
You can't buy
a decent sports car for that.
:18:26
It ain't sex.
:18:27
Hey, being here
won't get you laid.
:18:30
Oh, you're
a dental hygienist?
:18:32
I'm a member of the ClA,
Moscow Station chief.
:18:36
-Hello?!
:18:38
What about fame?
:18:40
Our failures are known.
:18:44
Our successes...are not.
:18:48
That's the company motto.
:18:50
You save the world,
:18:52
they send you to some
dusty basement at Langley,
:18:56
give you a little lemonade
and cookies,
:18:58
and show you your medal.