:11:05
You know what ?
Why don't you all just call me "Mr. S".
:11:12
Mr. S has never taught here
at Horace Green,
:11:15
so I want you all to be
on your best behavior.
:11:19
So the curriculum
is on the desk.
:11:21
- And do you have any questions ?
- Yeah, when's lunch ?
:11:27
The children just had their lunch.
:11:29
Is there anything else you need ?
:11:33
I'm a teacher.
All I need are minds for molding.
:11:37
All right, then. Well, thanks again.
You saved the day.
:11:48
OK, who's got food in here ?
:11:54
You're not gonna get in trouble.
I'm hungry.
:12:00
You. What do you got ?
:12:08
That's what I'm talking about.
:12:14
OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.
:12:18
All right, look, here's the deal.
:12:21
I've got a hangover.
Who knows what that means ?
:12:25
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk ?
- No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
:12:30
- It means you're an alcoholic.
- Wrong.
:12:33
You wouldn't come to work
hung-over unless you were.
:12:36
Dude, you got a disease.
:12:40
- What's your name ?
- Freddy Jones.
:12:42
Freddy Jones, shut up.
:12:45
Shut up.
:12:47
The point is,
you all can just chill today.
:12:50
We'll start on
this crapola tomorrow.
:12:54
- Yes, Tinkerbell ?
- Summer.
:12:58
As class factotum, first I'd like to
just say, welcome to Horace Green.